We have decided that the boat trip thing would best be left until the summer - not a bad idea. Therefore I thought we can all go ten pin bowling this saturday afternoon. Anybody whos interested, let me know by wednesday and I will book up a few lanes.
For this months activity I thought we could hire a canal party boat and go cruising for an evening around Birmingham. Obviously to make this worth while would depend on the number of people who want to go.
Monday - Two in the Oak, three in the curry house, one (attempt at one) in bed. No hangover
Tuesday - One and a half bottles of fizzy wine and one bottle of beer. Very groggy did not want to get up.
Wednesday - No alcohol. Stll didn't want to get up.
Thursday - Four and a half pints in Wolverhampton. Cancelled last train and long wait for replacement taxi. Tired but no hangover.
Friday....40th birthdays tend to be quite heavy so I am fearing that I won't be getting three hangover free weekends in a row.
I think some my mates have been taking instructional lessons from that woman walking around New York in a tight top video, there were quite a number of very attractive ladies in the pub and we were sat by the entrance to the ladies toilet and every time they walked passed comments were made along the lines of "woooor", "wooooor" and "woooooooor", now I am not adverse to a little perving myself (as no human adult is) but I at least try to be subtle and they were borderline harrassing this one poor lass. Shouting "WOOOR, I WOULD SLAP THAT!" can not be described as subtle.
Having been whisked to hospital on Boxing Day Gran is still there attached to various tubes, devices and such like, many of which she forgets are attached to her and yanks about in most disturbing way saying "What's this ?".
Whenever she is in the Q.E. she thinks its the greatest place in the world so she is quite happy there, and mostly even remembers she is in hospital even if she hasn't got a clue as to why she's there - "I'm not ill am I ?"
In the meantime there is much scheming to be done.