CLUB . . . If you see us, it's too late !

i have actually passed my degree and got a first, a flipin 1st

i am a little shocked, thought I was getting the result tomorrow

And why can't he spell stupid? Syupid f@ck*ng gyt!

Due to the resounding success of the last puzzle, here's another little brain teaser to keep you amused.

Four switches can be turned on or off. One is the lightswitch for the incandescent overhead light in the next room, which is initially off, but you don't know which. The other three switches do nothing. From the room with the switches in it, you can't see whether the light in the next room is turned on or off.

We have decided that the boat trip thing would best be left until the summer - not a bad idea. Therefore I thought we can all go ten pin bowling this saturday afternoon. Anybody whos interested, let me know by wednesday and I will book up a few lanes.

For this months activity I thought we could hire a canal party boat and go cruising for an evening around Birmingham. Obviously to make this worth while would depend on the number of people who want to go.

I am looking at maybe booking the following package from Sherborne Wharf Private Charters (www.sherbornewharf.co.uk)