We have decided that the boat trip thing would best be left until the summer - not a bad idea. Therefore I thought we can all go ten pin bowling this saturday afternoon. Anybody whos interested, let me know by wednesday and I will book up a few lanes.
For this months activity I thought we could hire a canal party boat and go cruising for an evening around Birmingham. Obviously to make this worth while would depend on the number of people who want to go.
This morning I dreamt I was on some kind of paint-balling or zombie hunting excursion in the countryside. During a break in the activities I remembered I had brought Nuisance The Cat with me and released her into the field of battle.
Nuisance The Cat had brought a high vis jacket for herself which she put on and crashed her way clumsily into the undergrowth. From my vantage point on the hill hill where I was pic-nicking I watched her stumble ungracefully around and leaping on and killing lots of innocent people.
I've had no work since the 23rd of September and I ran out of money so I figured I'd best go and sign on. I am now time rich but cash poor which means I can go and do stuff in the week just as long as it is free, so that is exactly what I did this week, well apart from going to the pub, which is not free at all.
Today I got an e-mail from a massive racist looking for love. Her name is Kind Karina and she said ...
My name is KARINA. I am from the Republic of Belarus.
I'm looking for a MALE.
NO BLACK MAN PLEASE. Thanks dear.
I'm seeking for a man for serious relationship. My backward relationships have been bad.
Glad to meet you
And may I ask your name ?
Are you ready to fall in love ?
You need to contact me here: ... spammy sounding e-mail address