CLUB . . . your high NRG life mentor for a fitter happier you ( est. 2003 )

http://gbbf.camra.org.uk/girlsguide

ho ho.

http://www.factmag.com/2010/07/26/kings-of-leon-walk-off-stage-after-bir...

ha ha.

The Garden Festival - Lounging around on daybeds, sun loungers and the beach drinking beers in the day whilst laidback tunes of every kind are playing followed up with the worlds best sunset (according to Alfred Hitchcock and me), balearic disco sounds, cool bands, a great great stereophonic sound plus some amusing shouty moments whilst watching the World Cup Final.

The Boat Party - Absolutely fantastic 12 hour boat party with all of the acts from the weekend partying too.

http://pitchfork.com/news/39322-die-antwoords-yo-landi-vier-up-for-lead-...

According to the Metro this morning we are alll doomed because the sun's 22 year cycle is coinciding with it's 11 year cycle or something.

I went to that there London and collected my tickets for the gig and realised I had three hours to kill before I was allowed to check into my hotel rooms. So I went for a couple of pints in the Big Chill House and watched girls walk up and down the Pentonville Road. I quite rapidly felt a little bit drunken as I was merely topping up from the night beforehand.

Why are they not targeted to what people are listening to?

I mean I was listening to the Future Sound of London and I get an advert for the fucking Sex and the City 2 Soundtrack, really, ambient soundscapes equates to shitty R&B music for a crap film does it?

Then. I got a Jack Johnson ad.

Not got my ticket, apparently see tickets have fucked up and not send out 2000 that were supposed to be sent out by first class post and a 1000 that were supposed to be sent out by registered post.

aghhhh!!!!