CLUB . . . your high NRG life mentor for a fitter happier you ( est. 2003 )

Yay! There's a new Chemical Brothers album coming out!

Joe should take heed of this song

http://www.myspace.com/emmythegreat

She's playing at both Glastonbury and Bestival.

I booked a hotel through Thomson.

The dates were wrong.

I rang them up.

They told me "You not on the system".

I said "I am".

They said "You am not".

I said "I have a reference".

They said "You need to book again matey".

I went to the shop.

The Lady said "Suspicion".

"Phone the bank".

I did.

I booked a hotel through Thomson.

The dates were wrong.

I rang them up.

They told me "You not on the system".

I said "I am".

They said "You am not".

I said "I have a reference".

They said "You need to book again matey".

I went to the shop.

The Lady said "Suspicion".

"Phone the bank".

I did.

Robbie Williams has done a cover version of Manu Chao's King of the Bongo with Lily Allen. Its fucking rubbish.

Well there's going to have to be two today because I forgot yesterday and nobody else took up the challenge. Firstly for yesterday...phfwoar its....

LAUREN LAVERNE

Then....today....

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Miss Kittin

Another lady Joe would be absolutely terrified of. Scarier than Peaches.

I thought this would be more fun, I'll start with German superstar DJ founder of B-Pitch records:

ELLEN ALLIEN

Joe I want the ability to delete my posts. I think one of the reasons why stuff got so heated over the last couple of weeks was because I couldn't. Before I would write something and then ten minutes later go "ooooh that's a bit harsh" and then delete it before anybody saw it but because I have lower privileges than everybody else I could/can not do that.