It's 6 minutes to 9 on Saturday night and I am sat at home, I'm pretty skint I have a tenner left to last me until Wednesday, it is chucking down with rain outside but I am still considering going up the road getting a four pack of strong Polish lager and heading walking up to Moseley for a Balearic disco that is going on in the Bulls Head but if it's anything like last week it'll be full of twats and by the time I get there I'll be rather damp so maybe I'll just stay here and do nothing.
This morning I dreamt I was on some kind of paint-balling or zombie hunting excursion in the countryside. During a break in the activities I remembered I had brought Nuisance The Cat with me and released her into the field of battle.
Nuisance The Cat had brought a high vis jacket for herself which she put on and crashed her way clumsily into the undergrowth. From my vantage point on the hill hill where I was pic-nicking I watched her stumble ungracefully around and leaping on and killing lots of innocent people.
I've had no work since the 23rd of September and I ran out of money so I figured I'd best go and sign on. I am now time rich but cash poor which means I can go and do stuff in the week just as long as it is free, so that is exactly what I did this week, well apart from going to the pub, which is not free at all.
Today I got an e-mail from a massive racist looking for love. Her name is Kind Karina and she said ...
My name is KARINA. I am from the Republic of Belarus.
I'm looking for a MALE.
NO BLACK MAN PLEASE. Thanks dear.
I'm seeking for a man for serious relationship. My backward relationships have been bad.
Glad to meet you
And may I ask your name ?
Are you ready to fall in love ?
You need to contact me here: ... spammy sounding e-mail address
One Stella, one Newcastle Brown Ale, three Holsten Pils and two Jagerbombs. No hangover initially but as the day has gone on it has slowly crept up on me. I might need to go for a hair of the dog later.
This week I was planning on going to Nottingham for a few days to go to the Game City festival and then heading over to Lincoln for the day for a digital art festival but for one reason and another I wasn't able to get there which meant that I ended up doing bugger all.