you want some?

you want some?

It's not too late to surrender now, you know. I mean - do you really think your puny troops can hold back this tide?

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1887 - A good year

AT present count my army now stands at 1887 points... Have it!

1019 - A better year

Now I have just over 1000 points to play with and I have got around to reading through the rules. I am happy I picked Dark Eldar, they have some very amusing weaponary which I am greatly looking forward to demonstrating . . .

Big Boy !

I can only manage a paltry 840 and that is with every single special armament I can possibly reasonably claim my overburdened troops are lugging around. I think I need at least another 30 warriors and a brigade of Wyches. Wyches are hard to come by at a reasonable cost on E-Bay though so I keep being outbid.

In fact I need another 44 war

In fact I need another 44 warriors, 15 Wyches and 3 Mandrakes to reach a respectable 1500 points. My warriors are so cheap & crappy I doubt there will be room on the board for them !

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Why?

Yellow Fever

Your troops look sick, sick as dogs but I'm the cure baby. Yeah I'm gonna cure them . . . good. Permanently. I'm the doctor the hanging doctor and I prescribe a dose of relentless slaughter, mayhem and bloodshed. Can you take it ? I think not.

Take what?

The only thing you're able to cure is a bad case of the lemon squits.

How appropriate

I shall crush you like the vegetable matter you are.

Busy Boy

I see you've been busy, i have noticed one thing about your army, WEAKNESS. Being religous will have given your troops practise in kneeling before the new god, the NECRONS.Your troops may be worthy of menial servants to the unholy necrons, or may be not.

No new gods

They are loyal only to their own god. The idea of converting would be alien to them. Easier, methinks, for your Necrons to find Jey-sus!

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