The boys just before there evening excursion around the park. Last night they brought home a large elephant which they had killed and butchered in the front garden.
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Slythmaun Ka'ul & The Chorus Of Pain Kabal
Sythmaun Ka'ul is an enterprising Archon maintaining through the ruthless application of evil a slender control on the feared Chorus Of Pain Kabal. Anyone of his depraved followers would jump at the chance to remove him and assume the mantle of control themselves were they not enmeshed in web of lies and backbiting amongst their peers, an occupation which can often prove fatal and certainly takes us too much time for anyone to pose a serious threat to Slythmaun's rule of terror.
The glue binding this despicable cadre of pirates into a frequently effective raiding force is their shared love of Slythmauns passion for music, their raids provide a constant supply of unwilling hopefuls to star in Slythmauns twice yearly talent competitions where the hapless enslaved "hopefuls" sing for their chance to avoid ( for a while ) the tortures and nastiness meted out on the losers. Singing is perhaps not the correct term to apply to the screams and groans of the contestants as they dance to the tune of their mentors and their instruments of pain but with the right beat behind it and appropriate costumes the Archon and his horrible Kabal agree the result can be very entertaining.
pretty boys
Your troops look nice and clean, is sunday night bath night. all that elf blood will ruin there complextion come fight night. bring it on pretty boys
Voyeurism.
Can I just come and watch?
Hmm
Would you not rather go to the pub?
Cheaper!
It's cheaper taking some cans to Ste's and might be a laugh. Are you not coming Rich?
Errr. No
No! I'd rathero wallow in my own self misery.
Who won?
Well come on then, who won?
Winning?
Of course, it must be stated that the winning is not the important factor. We all enjoyed ourselves and that's all there is to it.
Another point of view might suggest that Joe and Rich beat me and Phil.
Victory !
Yes that was a good game but I wonder how it would have turned out if Rich & I hadn't got the first move. Fear the Necrons !
Its the taking part?
Although i agree its the taking part that counts but WINNING feels good. The spoils of war were mine and joe's to enjoy.
Tonight?
What are you all doing tonight?
Licking my...
maybe staying in - the battle raged late and I am weary... What are the plans??
Was thinking of the Country G
Was thinking of the Country Girl or Harbourne or somewhere like that since I too am weary.
Just spoke to Phil & we will
Just spoke to Phil & we will be meeting in the Bell at 8:30 where we intend to spend the evening so come along and join in the low energy excitement.
Popping along
Might come - but am weary and am still wearier having submitted many pictures to battle reports gallery... must rest and conserve energy... may... be... able... to ... move... later...
I will be there!
I am going to venture out of the house and spend an evening with PEOPLE! The doctor said it should help me. By the way, is Richie C not coming? I thought he would have loved a night in a pub.
He will drop by The Bell but
He will drop by The Bell but says he doesn't think he and his party will want to stay there too long when there are the delights of the rest of Harbourne to enjoy.
It's quiet... too quiet
Clifford has been uncharacteristically quiet of late on the website but like a sleeping behemoth he will surely awaken soon...
I think Richard is busy re-le
I think Richard is busy re-learning the art of Party monstering over on his own website ( on which he will, boringly, not allow any commenting ).
Not allowed
Rich is not allowed - he mocks the warhammer way!
Convert him!
You could try and convert him. If you could convert Rich then you could convert anyone. Oh and I thought the idea of booze might have tempted him.
Thats fighting talk...
I will be drinking only from the sweet cup of victory.
Ah Ha
And I will be opening your mouth and forcing the bitter seeds of defeat down your throat.
of course
I may even let you play with my little man.
A question
There is an official GW update to the Dark Eldar codex which contains a few amendments to the rules. Should we be allowed to use offical amendments in our coming wars ?
Some things are improved ever so slightly but cost more points and some other things have been reduced in points to make the Dark Eldar forces more balanced and playable.
Oh yes, you can get it here if you wish to check on the genuiness of the document: http://uk.games-workshop.com/darkeldar/faq/assets/dark-eldar-codex-updat...
There are probably updates for other races too.
Nice...nice
They look nicely painted joe - a shame that it will not aid them in heat of war. official codex updates seem sensible - i must now go and check the space marine updates... I heard that they are now worth only 2 points each and come equipped with a special gun called the "motherfucker"
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