noxious potion
Tue, 08/04/2003 - 02:46 — CmdrGravy
Have just ingested some noxious potion from a toothless old crone on a street corner. It tasted like slimy lemsip and was concocted from 5 various coloured bottles, some of which contained what I can best describe as slime. I feel it lurking in my stomach now waiting to strike. I might die. She pretended not to understand what my phrase book clearly indicated was "What is in this?", she just laughed and muttered "angleterre".
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celeste is brichera take care
celeste is a fucking brichera, no good girl becarfull whit her in cusco or lima... she is really dangerous and maybe you can be silly about her.... take care guys
Bricheras
Como es Shirley Yajahuanca Lloclla y Flor Garay Martinez y Vanessa Garay Martinez. Pucha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hay tantas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree that Flor Garay Martinez is a brichera.
She lures men into her bed for the money. What we call whores, Peruvians call bricheras. A year or so ago I met this girl in Cuzco. She was with another girl, but I don't recall her name. But hey, Peru is a poor country, what else can they do ? Should they starve to death ? Signed, US Surfer.
Eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Zahime
Hi
Who's Celeste? where did you meet that girl? what had she done to you? did you fall in love with her? somethings wrong ?
Zahime
My email,
Lovelyouxx@yahoo.es
Celeste
We will be sure to keep a look out the next time we are in Lima!
Zahime
Hi
Im in lima right now and i would like to have some more information please
Im a nice young craZY girl
I met a girl called Celeste as well
Split Personality ?
You are either schizophrenic or sitting right next to Zahime, look around - see anyone you fancy ?
Zahime
Tomorrow is friday
Im just a crazy Girl
Oye, que te pasa? Para tu inf
Oye, que te pasa? Para tu informacion lo que tomaste es "emoliente" y es mejor que tu mierda de Fish & Chips que comes a diario. Si crees que el trago era malo, huevon tu que lo tomas sin saber... a todo esto, a cuantas bricheras te chingaste, rosquete?
Secon sentence
My translation of the second sentence.
Yes you believes the the drink was bad, stupid idiot you that eats without to know ... by the way, how many bricheras (dont know what this means but I can guess) did you fuck, queer?
Ah, yes it didn't translate t
Ah, yes it didn't translate the second part earlier but it comes out with something similar.
What a rude person, I hope all foreigners aren't that rude.
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Death Or Glory. Yo Ho Ho.
According to the translation
According to the translation program that said:
"It hears, that happens to you? For your information which you took he is \"emoliente \" and it is better than your excrement of Fish"
But that probably isn't terribly accurate ! Thanks anyway because I have now been able to find out what was in the Emoliente and I was in no danger of poisioned at all.
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Death Or Glory. Yo Ho Ho.
Told you so
Look no posts in a 48 hour period, green liquid indeed I bet it came from one of my secret underground bunkers.
Now that was a little silly dont you think?
Que tal?
I hope that you aint dead, taking funny drinks off funny ladies on street corners. They probably have your Kidneys now.
are you sure??
hey saddam..maybe they already took you kidney..silly boy..how can you imagine that..?? silly guy..wiht silly ideas..