I think we all saw the fish man on Britains got talent but now he has got his own website!
I saw him in the pub last night and was taking the piss out of him (I don't think he realised) and he gave me one of his business cards. He actually does that shit as a business! He also does stripping and will do a private full strip in a darkened room at hen parties. It would have to be pitch fucking black!
Here is his website http://www.madmarkdiscodancer.co.uk/index.html
I can't quite believe it.
Comments
£50??????????
I'll do that for a tenner
Prices
I can't believe this...
Hen Parties
£100 for 30 mins this includes sex toys and strip to jock strap.
£200 for full strip in a darkened room with the owners written permission
Stripogram £30
Karoke just singing and dancing to one song £20 or £50 for 30mins
Performing to one song on stage or dance floor £20 or £50 for 30mins
Urrgh
That's just horrible, does he actually have anyone willing to pay for any of that ? And if you did pay for for 30 mins song and dance could you sue him when it became obvious he couldn't really do either ?
Crabs
Who would have ever thought the fish man would evolve into this? Life takes strange turns...