On the Guardian Music Blog yesterday there was an article about a torture device in the shape of a flute that hung around the neck and would trap the fingers of bad bards and thus render them unable to play their foul music. It is called the Flute of Shame. Who would you nominate to wear it?
I nominate Alabama 3.
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Duffy
It should be glued to her face....
David
Gray, James Blunt, Gwen Steffani, Madge, Minogue (either, preferably both), Travis, Coldplay, At The Drive In, Damian Rice, Robbie Williams.
More Deserving Targets
I think that there far are more deserving targets than that:
Radiohead - For making three or four albums of unlistenable noise.
Primal Scream - Country Girl is the worst record I have ever heard.
John Lennon - Imagine is shit.
The Pixies - At least half of everyone of their albums is awful.
Rap Music as it is now. P Diddy.
Anybody who has ever had a track on a Hed Kandi Compliation.
The Fall - "Genius" apparently?
Ryan Adams - For having absolutely no quality control whatsoever.
People who make funny noises and call it electronica.
People who make funny noises and call it post rock.
The Zutons.
The current crop of Talking Heads copyists.
Iron Maiden.
Metallica.
Christian Rockers.
Mercury Rev - For not being Mercury Rev any more.
Fatboy Slim - Dot com dot com dot com.
Jazz - Better known as Jizz.
The Asian Dub Foundation - For being oh so righteous.
The Boards of Canada.
Another One
The Lightning Seeds.
Another one.
Anyone with DJ or MC in their name - for just playing other people's records.
Terrible
I know, I mean why would anyone listen to that shite....
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