Have you got crabs?
Tue, 17/11/2009 - 18:23 — Col
Does anyone recognise this dirty bastard?
http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/midlands-news/2009/10/18/britain-s-got...
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How's that pepperami taste now ?
So, who's bought fish from this person in the past. Any regrets ?
Also, accountant ? What sort of accountant has to go around pubs selling pepperami ?
Mr Dynamite
Erm, I can't believe I searched for it... but here it is:
http://www.mrdynamitemaleescort.co.uk/
And if you wanted to know more about the crab man than you ever wanted to know:
About me Gender : Male
Age : 51
Starsign : Aries
Orientation : Straight
Looking for : Saucy Email or chat
Casual Encounters
Discreet Relationship
Other
Marital Status : Unhappily Married
Smokes : No
Drinks : Social
Shaved : No
Pierced : No
Statistics Height : 5' 2 (1.57m)
Weight : 13st 0lb - 83kg
Race : White-Caucasian
Build : Medium
Eyes : Brown
Hair : Dark Brown
Glasses : Yes
Facial Hair : None
Endowed : Average
Cut : No
Ah....
we now know he is a little fat fucker. I think I already knew that.
"Endowed : Average."
Yeah right. Average if everyone has a 2 inch cock.
How stupid is he to put on his website "unhappily married".
The more I find out about him the more I despise him.
Me and Simon spoke to him recently in the Bear and Staff and he was being a right cocky fucker. He was telling us about his website that advertises him as a party starter. If you need him to start a party then I'd give up. I don't think I couple spend more than five minutes in a room with him before the urge to twat him became too great.
3some?
"I am prepared to wear whatever is suitable and I practice safe sex.
If I am entertaining more than 1 lady prices will be upon application."
DO you think people will pay him to take part in a 3some? I fear the world will end if that ever truly happens...
Fearsome
To be honest I think anyone offered the chance of a 3 some with anyone willing to apply to that advert would be reaching for a pistol and a swift exit from reality, I mean, if you think he is a sleazy little horror what's anyone who's willing to pay for that going to be like ?
Website.
If you look at his gallery the last picture looks like Gollum.
Fun?
Ste, did you have the bottle to click on the bit where it said "if you want fun click here"?
I didn't.
Too much fun
Perhaps I am being naive but what on earth does "Cut - Yes/No" mean.
John Thomas.
Jewish or none Jewish.