CLUB . . . your high NRG life mentor for a fitter happier you ( est. 2003 )

Things started to go wrong for me when it was revealed that the humans were there to mine unobtainium, the same material the mole craft was constructed from in the movie The Core.

I didn't have a problem with the smurfs, the girl one was quite sexy in a sort of weird huge, blue be-tailed fashion. What I found irritating was the complete irrationality and inconsistency that ran through the entire story line. These are just a small fraction of the nuisances

• Why do the humans want unobtainium ? Just randomly "because they do" from what I could see
• Why did the science team who were blatantly pro-smurf from the outset not bother to do any of the negotiation they were supposed to be doing or give the smurfs any warning at all of what was about to happen to their magic tree. The science team are practically entirely responsible for the smurf armageddon that occured when their tree is knocked down
• If your entire military strategy for knocking down the big tree is just to fly up to it and fire rockets at it until it falls over why on earth would bother banging on so much about all the valuable inside information the human smurf is supposed to be gathering
• Given that you have rockets and, presumably since you arrived in a huge spaceship, masses of technology and experience in using them would you opt instead to not bother with rockets and simply load a cargo plane up with high explosive, on big pallets and just throw it out the back willy nilly when you're somewhere over the target especially given that it is going to take your entire military force to protect this cargo plane
• Why build big huge flying fortresses if the pilot is forced to sit in a little glass box situated right at the front of said flying fortress and then make the glass so weak it is vulnerable to arrows !
• Why has the fog which at the beginning of the film is supposed to permanently shroud the magic flying mountains and confound all modern instrumentation and which forms the key tactical advantage the smurfs are relying on for their show down disappear completely during the show down when they are fighting in completely clear blue skies.
• What sort of military moron thinks a good strategy for aerial combat is to have your aircraft fly in as closely a packed huge blob as possible, surely even in WWI at the dawn of the aerial combat age they had realised this was a totally braindead plan. It's even more moronic when your instruments are supposedly confounded by invisible fog and you're flying through prime ambush territory. Surely you would have scouts going on ahead and a good lot of your fighter craft as high up as they could possibly get
• What sort of company that is obviously extremely well funded opts to send a group of village idiots to run it's most important and valuable asset

And that is only scratching the surface. Almost everything that happens is completely irrational and has no bearing on what can happen next.