CLUB . . . your high NRG life mentor for a fitter happier you ( est. 2003 )

Wednesday - Sat up drinking rum till five in the morning with a 18 year old lass from Manchester. No electricity on site and mucho rain.

Thursday - Stood guarding the Artists area in the rain for eight hours wth lass from Manchester and fashion designer lady from Brizzle even though no artists had actually arrrived. Finished shift, didn't fancy going back to wet one man tent so went straight to bar. Met lovely blonde permaculturist lady and stayed up drinking and dancing with her till the sun came up.

Friday - Met up with permaculturist and made mud pies with kids in the kids field. Took part in the Pub Olympics. Went on shift and laughed at drunk people till 2 a.m. then went drinking with a lad from Dad's Lane. Ended up haviing to carry him home after he took a line of K and went wonky. Sun had been up an hour by the time I got to bed.

Saturday - After two hours of sleep I met Hellbastard and mates and enjoyed a few fine ales. Had a power nap. Helped out some more wonky people in the K hole find there way to somewhere where they couldn't injure themselves. Watched Apocalypse Now. Went on the night shift. Very cold it was. Was stuck on the night shift with a kid who said very little.

Sunday - Shift finished at 10 a.m, took big swig of rum, slept for two hours. Met up with Hellbastard. Watched some folky music. Watched a DJ Shadow covers band. Left hellbastard and met up with fashion designer lady, did some hula hooping and drank scrumpy out of jerry can. Danced to techno and reggae and dubstep. Decided it was time to call it a festival when I found myself starting to fall asleep standing up in the cinema tent watching The Godfather at about three in the morning.