The old woman and old man who live in the house below are having their nightly arguments. This evening, as every evening, the topic of the argument is that the old man is a worthless waste of space and his son ( her son also ) is likewise a useless waste of space because "they don't do nothing around here, it's all me what does everything". The old womans brother lives in Spain and I think he must have said she can come and live with him ...

"I'm going, I bloody am. I couldn't give a toss about you and Gareth, I really couldn't. You think I'm joking don't yer, but I'm not. Ho, ho, ho. I'm bloody not you know. I could be gone next week, get my pension from the hospital and I'll be gone. You're fucking useless you are and I'm sick of it, I work as hard as you do, harder, it's harder work cleaning at the hospital everyday than it is for you cleaning cars in that garage. The only reason you still do it is because it's easy and you're fucking lazy, you're a piece of shit you are, we could have been rich now if you'd got off your lazy arse and got a decent job instead of cleaning cars in that fucking garage. But you're too fucking lazy aren't you, you like cleaning cars because it's fucking easy, twenty years ago you could have applied for a job what paid you when you have holidays but oh no, not you you great lazy arse you like cleaning cars because it's easy and you don't think about me starving when we've got no money because your on holiday and that little shit you work for won't pay you."
"Arrrr"
"I am going, I am fucking going and you think I'm joking but the jokes going to be on you next week when I fuck off on that plane and you and that useless son here on your own. Who's going to cook and clean for you then ? And go shopping ? Neither of you you fucking lazy bastards, every day I go to work, work harder than you do and you just come home and sit on your arse all night whilst I cook your tea and keep the house nice and that Gareth he don't do nothing either. No I'll be glad to see the back of you, the pair of you, I couldn't give a toss about either of you now, you know that ? You mean nothing to me, nothing, you don't deserve me and so I'm going. Next fucking week, I'm off to Spain and that's the last you'll see of me. I won't even give you a thought when I'm in Spain with my brother, he won't treat me like you do because he's not a lazy cunt like you are, and Gareth is, you fucking useless idle pair of lazy bastards."
"Arrrr"
"Don't you have nothing to say you fucking idiot, you can't say nothing can you because I'm fucking right and you're scared what'll happen when I'm not here but I'm past caring about that, I ain't worried about you, Gareth can look after you and I'm not going to give you another thought, not another thought you bone idle piece of shit. I can't wait, be shot of the pair of you just me and me brother in Spain. You can have the fucking house, next week I'll have the pension from the hospital and me old age pension and that'll see me right in Spain. It's only now I can get that that I'm saying this, I've put it with youse for too long now and I can't fucking wait, now I can say I'm going, now I'll get me pension I don't need you any more, not for anything. You're fucking useless and you don't get this choice do you, you aint retiring, you can't retire yet like what I can so you're stuck here and you can stay here and live in your own shit whilst I'm in Spain with me brother I won't give two thoughts to yer, you won't even cross my mind. Who the fuck was Alfie ? You'll be dead to me you fucking will and you won't care will you ? Oh no, you care about getting your tea and having the house nice but you don't fucking care about me do you, of course you fucking don't so you've had it now pal. I can finally fuck off and there's fuck all you can do about it so have a fucking nice life you lazy fucking loser because I'm not going to be a part of it no more. Not after next week."

Etc, etc, etc, this went on for some time, and is still going on now by the sounds of it.

I think married life can sometimes not be all it's cracked up to be !